"I know it sounds selfish, but this is my story."

the-absolute-funniest-posts: okatu: this woman had her sidewalk...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:26:42 -0700

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

okatu:

this woman had her sidewalk stolen

a slab of concrete

was stolen

2 men stole her goddamn sidewalk

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mytardishaswings: dragonitehugs: returnerofthesky: ah really...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:27:12 -0700

mytardishaswings:

dragonitehugs:

returnerofthesky:

ah

really good

NO NO N NO N O N ON NO NO ON NO NO NONO NOON NON N NOON ONOOOOOO

Did that Charizard fucking high-five you~!?!?~

ryolis: lets take this to the bedroom i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:00:34 -0700

ryolis:

lets take this to the bedroom

i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room

me: saves videogame

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:43:52 -0700

me: *saves videogame*
me:
me:
me: did i save

this-bar-of-chocolate: MIKEY LIKES DRESSING LIKE A GIRL TOO...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:37:49 -0700

this-bar-of-chocolate:

MIKEY LIKES DRESSING LIKE A GIRL TOO MUCH BUT I ONLY LOVE HIM MORE FOR IT

blueeyes-auburnhair:brandos: Elvin: Sorry, Mrs. Huxtable, I...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:59:52 -0700

blueeyes-auburnhair:brandos:

Elvin: Sorry, Mrs. Huxtable, I didn’t know you did that kind of thing.
Clair: What kind of thing?
Elvin: Serve.
Clair: Serve? Serve whom?
Elvin: Serve him. [referring to Cliff]
Clair: Ohhh, serve him? As in serve my man?

And then Cliff tells Elvin, “When she comes back with the coffee, if I were you, I wouldn’t drink it.”

diasporicdecay: pocketostars: ancientrelic: humansofnewyork: ...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:36:34 -0700

diasporicdecay:

pocketostars:

ancientrelic:

humansofnewyork:

“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

People forget, when immigrants come to this country they start from scratch. They could have been lawyers in their home country, but in the US..it means nothing. You think a HS diploma from Bangladesh means anything in this country? My mom was a top student in the country, went to all the best school and got the best of everything…but when she got here it meant squat and she was cleaning other people’s homes and scrubbing their toilets. This is why I get pissed of when people talk smack about immigrants. They at least are doing something…..heading for a goal..making sacrifices…what are you doing with your life?

^ My parents were college-educated teachers in their home country and came to the U.S. with nothing but empty pockets, a dash of hope, and a belief in God. They also scrubbed toilets in people’s homes to make enough to provide for their children, and that’s probably not something a lot of educated professionals would be able to do. I know I wouldn’t be able to do it. Pride would get in the way.

THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: awesomephilia: Did he just rewrite...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:34:57 -0700

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

awesomephilia:

Did he just rewrite history?

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:39:38 -0700

lulz-time: tonystarkerz: my maths teacher handed these sheets...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:14:43 -0700

lulz-time:

tonystarkerz:

my maths teacher handed these sheets out a few weeks ago and i think she was afraid of being copyrighted or something

but i don’t really think she tried her hardest with the names

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:33:02 -0700

the-absolute-funniest-posts: lolsofunny: (lol here!)

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:31:48 -0700

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

youngspiritofsin: freesamuel: beehives: Harvey used to be a...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:31:13 -0700

youngspiritofsin:

freesamuel:

beehives:

Harvey used to be a fighting dog. His ears torn from battles he was forced into. He flinches when you talk too loud around him. He gets so excited when you prepare his food, as in disbelief that he’s actually going to eat this many days in a row and when you put the food down he kisses you in gratitude. He’s afraid of thunder, soda cans, the TV and when baby Nick Fury meows when he’s hungry. When we first picked up Harvey from the pound half of his face was missing and he was severely underweight.Now he’s a kitten baby sitter. FIGHT BSL IN YOUR COUNTY.

right in the feels

i have tears

empressoflions: abbysetcetera: Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:02:35 -0700

empressoflions:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.

This post is actually so true.

22mg: artandetcetera: Pack of Dogs Playing Cards by John...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:28:09 -0700

22mg:

artandetcetera:

Pack of Dogs Playing Cards by John Littleboy

John Littleboy is a self-proclaimed “artist of all things inky-dinky.” Littleboy studied at Rhode Island School of Design and graduated from Stanford University. He currently resides in San Francisco.

i!!!!!!!! want to!!!!! buy these!!!!!!

vickisigh: when ppl delete artists’ comments when ppl don’t source art when ppl make really...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:46:18 -0700

vickisigh:

when ppl delete artists’ comments

when ppl don’t source art

when ppl make really fucking disgusting food

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:11:08 -0700